Sunday, 20 May 2012

Diets always start tommorow - Here are some reasons to start today

I am not very strong willed and find some things hard to resist. I think I delude myself that I will be OK if I eat a little too much and that diets start tomorrow.

So here are a list of  some of the reasons I want to loose weight.

a) To reduce my voluminous bosom
b)  Reduce the paranoia that goes with the above and being over weight.. Sometimes people are talking about my earrings or something else
c) To feel more able to look after my daughter and to  fit on the swings next to her.
d) To be taken seriously by those sizest people who apparently would not employ a large person because they are lazy
e) So that when I wake up I will not be so surprised that I have!
f) To avoid as much as possible situation of having someone visiting me and not being able to do or say anything through a stroke or heart attack.
g) To kiss goodbye to breast pain
h) To be able to go to the Doctors and not be told my problem is my weight
i) To save myself and the NHS money
j) To feel in controlR
k) To prove that I can.
l) To wear a sexy hot red dress without bumps in the wrong places
m)To have one size of clothing in my Wardrobe
n) So I can jump again.. I have no bounce in my ankles
o) To see my muscles
p) So that I can but some super retro clothing
q) So I do not get mistaken  for  Rusty Lee, Alison from Big Brother or the latest large black contestant on a reality show.
r) So My suitcase is smaller when I go on holiday
s) So If I ever go back to acting the only roles I get will not only be comedy
t) Never having to risk assess furniture before I sit on it
u) I can wear sports clothes without them looking like leisure clothes
v) S every event in my diary does not become a slimming target
w) Health Farm gowns fit me
x)  rated!
y)To be a better Role model to my daughter
zzzz) Seep betterReduce snoring

If you can identiufy with any of these reasons please do leave a comment or sponser me on my journey http://www.justgiving.com/twothingsIwanthttp://www.justgiving.com/twothingsIwant


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